Monday, March 27, 2017

Draft Of God


God asked Adam, "What's wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

So, God said he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. God said, "This person will gather food for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will never nag you, and she will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."


Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" And the rest is history.

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"God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece." -- Unknown (probably a woman ;-)

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