I Am Pilipino: Animals

Monday, May 22, 2017

The Old Dog, Panther and Squirrel

An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost.

Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!"

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,

"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and slinks away into the trees.

"Whew!" says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther.....

So, off he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?"

But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...

"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"

*Moral of this story...*

1. Don't mess with old dogs

2. Age & skill will always overcome youth & treachery

3. Bullshit & brilliance only come with age & experience

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Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Drug Addiction Story! - Very Funny

Animals Hilarious Humor Stories

In a dense forest in India, a Tiger was smoking cigarette.

He was enjoying his first smoke of the day.

A Rat was passing by that way. He noticed the Tiger smoking and went straight to him.

He started "My dear Tiger brother, Why do you spoil your own health by smoking? Your life is very precious, please come with me, I will show you how beautiful this forest is".

Hearing this, the Tiger put his cigarette down and stepped on it to extinguish the flame and started walking with the Rat.

As they walked through some distance, they saw an Elephant was placing HANS (Tobacco) under his lips.

The Rat went to the Elephant and asked, "My dear brother, you are a strong guy, you are very intelligent, why do you destroy your own life by using Tobacco? Come with me, I will show how awesome this forest is".

The Elephant threw away the HANS and started walking with them.

As the three were walking through the forest, they saw a Lion having alcohol.

Rat went slowly to the Lion and said "My Highness, you are the king of this forest. No one can match your strength. Why do you destroy yourself ? Please come with me my Majesty, I will show the beauty of our forest."

Hearing this, the Lion gave one loud big slap on Rat's cheeks.

Both the Tiger and Elephant were scared to their nerves.

They asked the Lion "Your Highness, why did you slap this messenger of peace?".

Lion angrily replied, "This idiot is high on weeds, He said the same thing and made me wander through out this forest, yesterday. He is doing this daily."