Tuesday, February 28, 2017

A Store That Sells Husbands


A store that sells husbands to single women opens where a woman may go to choose from many available men. At the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

Sign Notice:
There are only six floors. It states that the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may choose any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, Leila and Leni decide to go to the Husband Store to find themselves a mate.

They gets to the first floor and the sign says:
“Floor 1 – These men have jobs.”
They figure they can do better, so they goes up the next floor.

“Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.”
Not bad, they decide, but what about companionship? They move on.

“Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.”
Wow, they think, but feels compelled to keep going. They goes to the 4th floor and sign reads:

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“Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.”
“Oh, mercy us!” they exclaims, “I can hardly stand it, I guess there is a more better men upstairs!” Leila said.

Still, they go to the 5th floor, where the sign reads:
“Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.”

They are so tempted to stay, but Leni said to Leila, "I think the 6th floor is more better than this floor, let us go upstairs." They go to the sixth floor.

Leni and Leila dropped their jaws after reading the sign at 6th floor;

Floor 6 – You are visitor #46,012 to this floor today. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step when you exit the building and have a nice day!

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